Not Me Monday...thanks to the handy scheduler

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not watch from inside the house with a/c while my hubby slaved away at the blanket of leaves in our front yard. It did not take him and a worker 1 1/2 hours to finally see the dirt bottom where there used to be grass.

There was not a hoax going around that gang members getting initiated were going to kill 3 women at Wal-Mart which closed the local store. I did not get a phone calls from 5 family members telling me not to go in town and certainly not in WalMart. What is wrong with this world??

to go along with the messed up people in this place....

Our friends son did not call his Dad to come pick him up from school on Wed. because the school was on fire. The fire was not started by some dumb kid that did not want to be there. The kid did not light the bathroom toilet paper roll on fire. The fire did not cause the entire school to evacuate, over $3000.00 in damage, and a close a whole section of the school for smoke damage. Dummy!

I did not leave on Sun. for a whole week with KC, Nan, Pop, Mom, & Lola in AL for a week of relaxation and rejuvenation, that week will not probably include manual labor, cooking, cleaning, hollering, bickering, and a more than likely eventual manic episode from my Mom. It never fails!

I did not prepare this Not Me ahead of my departure so Im on top of my game. Im probably not already missing my blog buddies and enjoying reading everyone elses Not Mes.

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not start my week off being bad consuming the last cinnamon roll from the fair I will eat until next year. My BIL did not bring it back to me from the fair piping hot out of the oven, still warm and gooey all covered with icing. I did not immediately devour it all right on the spot not sharing any at all. It was not after 9pm when this occurred and that cinnamon roll did not go straight to my already inflated hips.

I did not spend an eternity on this phone this week trying to get my hubbys surgery set up at Moffitt. I have not been keeping my fingers crossed and saying my prayers that he gets approved for financial aid so his surgery is paid for free and clear. We are not thankful for programs like this to help people like us since regular insurance companies will not provide insurance to people with pre-existing conditions.

On Thursday while doing laundry while KC took a nap, I did not playfully drop kick my dryer door to close it and then trip & fall in the laundry room floor like a fool. Yea Im not 14 anymore and putting your feet above your chest might be good for you heart but certainly not for your butt!

I have not been looking for a preschool for KC 2-3 days a week for just a few hours so he can be around other kids and play. I have not come to the conclusion that it would benefit him so much to be around others his age, and be able to learn things that maybe Im missing. And incase I return to work this would not be a better option for KC than becoming prisoner in a office with me all day.

We did not start a new routine in the kitchen on how things are done to keep it clean. The hubby did not roll his eyes and pitch a fit like a 5 year old when he learned he was no longer allowed to throw his dirty dishes in the sink with no worries. He did not also grumble about having to wash his own dishes if the dishwasher is full & if the said dishes are not communal. I have not decided that Im tired of picking up after everyone in this house thats older than 2, and put the smack down on the whole situation by starting new chores and rules that we all must follow, me too! This has not been the easiest week ever since Im not picking up a gazillion cups, and plates and that other members of this household are at last helping out. Good Job!

We did not go to Erics birthday party Sunday and have a absolute blast! We were not there for 4 hrs straight and with KC having no nap!! He was not having so much fun playing on the playground with 2 other kids his age. He didnt get to play in the water with his new friends, and get soaking wet. Eric did not turn 5 either, I was not there the day he was born, and I have not watched this little baby grow up into such a great little boy! Time does not fly by like they say anyways! KC did not finally crash out at 4pm, and Mama did not promptly wake him up 55 minutes later so he would go back to sleep.

and the last one...

I am not the least bit excited about leaving for a week, even if we are going to a super small town in AL that doesnt have a WalMart, McD's or even a CVS. I wont be sleeping on a air mattress while Im gone either. I will not spend the week getting packed and trying to make sure I do not forget anything. And for Sneaky Momma, no, I will not be taking my laptop because I know for a fact I will not be getting any service out in the boonies where we will be. And I know my phone will not be functioning way out there so that wont help. I hopefully will be able to log on at my cousins house when we are over there visiting. I will not be going through withdrawals being without it either.

I know my Not Me's were pretty boring this week, hopefully you did something more exciting than me! Head over to MckMamas place to read the long list of Not Mes the link to her blog every Monday. Happy Monday!

Not Me Monday...Not!

Ok I confess I didnt participate in Not Me Monday this week. Why you ask?? Because I didnt feel like it...there! Thanks to the lovely selfish man that resides in this house with me I have been in a horrible mood for the past 2 days. I just dont understand what makes (most) of the Y chromosomed mammals of the world think they are so high & mighty that they can do whatever they please at any moment without having any consideration for the X chromosomed mammals that they need to pat them on the butt and assure them its all gonna be ok. After all, I sit here all day eating bon bons and snapping my fingers for the butler to bring me more grey poupon, I have a live in nanny, maid, chef, and my own personal laundry attendant all at my beck & call. The garbage man also walks all the way up our driveway to fetch our garbage and then promptly returns the cans to where they belong beside the garage. I could go on & on with this one but I think you catch my drift. This to shall pass, thats what I always tell myself. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt.

Not Me Monday

I did not work out a total of 5 days this past week, I did not burn a total of 1,103 calories on the elliptical machine I now spend what adds up to hours on. I did not do a 13 minute ab workout everyday from the "on demand" from the tv, and on day number 2 I did not so wanna die. It did not hurt to laugh, it did not hurt to sneeze, or cough, or move for that matter! It was not rewarding on day number 5 to feel alive again, and ready to conquer program number 5 on my new sleek black framed friend. It was not me who hit the stop button 7 minutes in to tap out and decided to just leave it on manual for the duration of my workout.

Speaking of tap out, my hubby did not call me away from cooking dinner Thursday night to look at his latest discovery on you tube, Gina Carano a women's MMA fighter that will drop just about any guy I can think of. Shes not someone to piss off, thats for sure!

I did not drop KC of at Gigi's house (my mom) yesterday all afternoon so I could do some shopping and roaming by myself. It was not nice at all to be all alone for several hours doing exactly what I wanted to do. You know, Toys R Us, WalMart, exactly what I wanted to be doing! HA! We did not stay for dinner at my moms for rice & beef tips, homemade cornbread, black eyed peas, and squash! I so did not eat a second helping on the one day of the week I allow myself to eat anything I want to! That and my grande Starbucks did not total the calories I worked off this week either did it?

KC did not learn how to finally climb on the couch of by himself, he immediately did not walk right off the couch and face plant the floor. He did not learn his lesson and climb right back up and then slide down on his tummy like his should do.

My hubby and his oldest brother did not spend all of Thursday and Friday being mad at each other and acting like 15 year olds. They were not at all standing in our front yard shouting ugly things at each other over a friggin septic tank! They were not back to speaking and ribbing each other like normal by Saturday. Not normal behaviour from my 39 yr old hubby and 45 yr old BIL!

Well that was a few of my highlights from the week, now off to start some more! Head over to MckMama to check out more Not Me Mondays!

Heres a few photos:

BIL #2 (the 43 yo, middle), BIL #1 (the 45 yo, oldest), KC, (hubby, 39 yo, baby)

So does KC carry the hubbys genes or what? This is from KC 1st birthday party and he wasnt feeling good poor guy.

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

We did not spend most of the week bumming it and being lazy due to the fact KC and I were sick...ALL week.

I did not loose 4 lbs this week due to my lovely illness.(Hey atleast something good came from it)

I did not spend many hours this week snuggled up with KC in the bed singing songs & reading books..and we did not also watch countless cartoons, and Maury.

I did not learn my cuz, I have talked about and Barfly are indeed pregnant. I did not totally flip my lid and say some things I shouldnt have said. I did not ask if it was even my cuz's baby outload for more than one person to hear me. I do not regret saying that, as a matter of fact I also said some other things I will not repeat.

We did not finally venture out & go fishing on Sunday. KAS did not catch the only fish of the whole afternoon.

While KC took a nap, me & KAS (my step-daughter) did not wash the family wagon from top to bottom, and we did not also clean the inside. It was not toatally disgusting in there. We did not find french fries, sippy cups, money, gift cards, dvds, and various other missing in action items buried under the seats.

This is a pretty neat way to get your frustrations out, so what did you Not do?

Here are some more Valentine's pictures from last year, when we had a baby! I'll post some of this years pictures later in the week.




And I wanted to introduce Barfly, this is my cuz, Barfly, and a newborn baby KC at the hospital.

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This week I did not spend too many hours to count in the blogosphere.

Our electricity did not get turned off because I forgot to pay the dumb bill. It did not take over 4 hours to get it turned back on. I will not forget to pay it again..really!

KC did not learn some new words this week....hot, bad dog, and wait for it....OH SHIT! I did not go apeshit on my hubby for laughing & then getting him to repeat it for friends and family on cue!

I did not spend all weekend with a sick baby, and we did not stay in our jammies all day on Saturday. I did not wear my said jammies into my local 24 hour Wal-Mart to buy some infant Tylenol because I did not remember to buy any last time KC was sick. My said jammies did not include a yucky t-shirt, hot pink VS pajama pants with dogs all over them, and blue FL Gator slippers, oh and minus a bra. So glad I did not see anyone I knew! (My hubbys Aunt Lorene)

And to finish it up I did not wake up on Sunday morning with a cough & sore throat, and feeling all yucky! I did not proceed to pray to my porcelain god after breakfast and continue to do so for the next hour. Afterwards I did not lay in bed and do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day.

So what did you not do the past week?

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Since I didnt make it last week, I decided to start early to ensure it was done on time. But then I forgot to post it. I cant win!

This past week, I did not wait in line at Starbucks to get my yummy marble mocha mochiatto only to get not even a mile down the road and spill it all over the car and me.

I did not got out with my hubby & his 2 brothers to a club to watch some young guy play & sing. Thats not the first time Ive been to a club in over 2 years. I did not laugh at all the drunks making fools of themselves while I sipped my bottled water. I did not learn the next day my BILs girlfriend puked when she got home that night. I did not laugh hysterically when I saw her and make fun of her since she told me she only gets sick after drinking 5 Smirnoff Ices and she had only drank 3.

I did not spend $380 having our 4 yr old widescreen fixed so we finally have tv again in our living room. I did not miss it at all!

I did not take KC to Disney and we did not enjoy of second it.

I did not mop my kitchen floor Friday night ghetto style with a wet dish towel and my foot because I was to lazy to pull out the mop & bucket.

I did not spend all day Sunday fishing as a family, instead of going to Disney World, and we still had fun!

And my final I did not get mad & jump up and down when the Steelers won the SuperBowl.

Better late than never!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Here goes my first attempt at "Not Me Monday", hopefully I will get better at this as I go along.
I did not finally talk to my mom and go eat lunch with her after not speaking for almost 3 weeks. What kinda mean spirited daughter would do a thing like that. I did not tell my mom that she was being ridiculous and needed to grow up(shes 50) and start to appreciate the family she has, instead of dwelling on the people that decided to leave her. And I could go on & on about what was not said during this conversation.

I did not go on strike and not wash a single load of laundry ALL week until Saturday.

I did not wake up at 2am on Friday to clean up doggie pee & poop in my kitchen from my dog Bambi who has siezures. I did not lay in bed at 6am listening to my hubby gripe about him having to pick up the same thing from the same dog again. I so did not tell him I already cleaned up the mess once and I wasnt getting up for it again clean it up yourself.
I did not have to mop the floor and clean it all up again on Sat. afternoon because she did it AGAIN.

I did not make a huge pot of homemade Chicken 'N Dumplins only to watch it be devoured by my hubby, and our small army of friends that just happened to show up.

I did not get ticked at my hubby on Sat. nite at 10:30pm
for deciding to go hangout by the fire at our neighbors down the road leaving me with 2 sleeping kids. Afterwords I did not go build my own fire and hangout by myself with my own fire, and I did not bring my baby monitor, and ipod. Who needs a man to do those kinds of things for you anyways?
I did not enjoy the hubby spending all day with me on Sunday, even though he ditched me the night before.

And last but not least I certainly did not enjoy my week at home with KC reading books, playing outside, riding on the golf cart, sliding, watching cartoons, and just watching him grow.

**One more thing I was not SOOOO happy when the Bucs fired John Gruden, how could I forget that.

Wow, I didnt do alot for my first try!